Irony of the day – Statmans pay Emily Slater to “write” my blog posts ….

In a bizarre twist of fortune, Nick Statman and Malcolm Statman have paid over £100,000 in legal fees (and that is as of 6-9 months ago, fees must now be £150,000 plus!) to Cohen Cramer i.e. Emily Slater, and in doing so have provided me with enough blog post content [aka rubbish nonsense] for the next 5 years as its all information in the Public Domain! Priceless!!

Nick Statman Nice Suit .... am sure you wore it to trial too ...

Nice Suit …. am sure you wore it to trial too …

This has just struck me as the deepest irony of it all!! Fantastic!! First they try and gag me with an Ex Parte High Court Gagging Order 2nd March 2012 accusing me (wrongly) of breach of confidentiality from Gateway Homes UK Ltd and Gateway Homes Nationwide Franchise Ltd. Then that doesn’t work well enough for them, so they accuse me of harassment and get another (concurrent) Ex Parte High Court Gagging Order 2nd November 2012!! All dismissed at trial.

This is not to mention procuring my unlawful arrest by Lincolnshire Police on 19th November 2012, applying for me to be committed to prison 2nd November 2012 and again on 21st February 2014 …..

Oh, and my Ex-Wife, Mrs Sally Anne Brown of Haddenham, Cambridgeshire deems the Statmans and Slater’s nonsense is all real evidence so she accuses me of 15 years of harassment at the same time.

Maybe Miss Emily Slater should return to Law School and learn the meaning of the word harassment and Mrs Sally Anne Brown (Humphrys) should return to Teacher Training School to learn the same thing.

Should keep my readers entertained (or bored in similar measure) for quite some time with all the 100’s of paragraphs of accusations and assumptions made by them all.

Thank you in advance to Mr Nick Statman, Mr Malcolm Statman, Miss Emily Slater, Cohen Cramer and Mrs Sally Anne Brown (Humphrys)

PS I feel really sorry for all those house sale vendors and ex-franchisees of Gateway Homes / PropertyBuyer.co.uk / BetterMove who have lots 10’s of 1,000’s of pounds and inadvertently funded these ridiculous legal fees.

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